My name is Jordan Frederick, All I can say I learned in my 19 years is you're not livin' free until you drive your minivan wearing nothing but your underwear and a grin.
nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…